Tickets booked for the end of May, so the US better watch out!
Will probably end up being deported, assuming I manage to sweet talk my way past the immigration, but the alternative was to sit in rainy Newcastle in front of a computer screen breaking the network wanting to be elsewhere. Reckon flying out to sunny Minnesota is probably the best bet. Not quite sure which one would end up getting me into more trouble, but certainly should be fun to give it a go.
I swear if I get asked “Do you want fries with that?” in a restaurant I’ll crease up laughing though!