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		<title>The mad scientist look&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2009/04/27/the-mad-scientist-look/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided my glasses were boring after seeing a pair Andrea was walking around with:

Spiffy, but don&#8217;t clear up my vision quite as well. Just another Monday morning in the office&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I decided my glasses were boring after seeing a pair Andrea was walking around with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/2009/04/glasses1.jpg" alt="Glasses" width="500" height="375" class="centered" /></p>
<p>Spiffy, but don&#8217;t clear up my vision quite as well. Just another Monday morning in the office&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Karaoke and helpdesk goodness (not at the same time though&#8230;)</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2008/11/10/karaoke-and-helpdesk-goodness-not-at-the-same-time-though/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday night Aoody + Suzi set up a karaoke night, which sounded like a good idea at the time   We had a really good time, and definately needed to unwind a little after what had been more than a little challenging of a week. With Aoody being my driver, meant I didn&#8217;t go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friday night Aoody + Suzi set up a karaoke night, which sounded like a good idea at the time <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  We had a really good time, and definately needed to unwind a little after what had been more than a little challenging of a week. With Aoody being my driver, meant I didn&#8217;t go until he did, though the last few stragglers of us were in no real hurry, finally quitting around 3a.m. That&#8217;s when I remembered Aoody&#8217;s car doesn&#8217;t exactly have a working heater and so needs the windows down a little to stop it freezing up the windshield. 3a.m at 10F in a car with no heat and open windows. I felt sorry for Sadie + Erin stuck in the back more than anything! I guess their revenge was calling me at 10a.m the following morning and singing loudly into my hear, but it did precede a nice brunch at Alba&#8217;s and then meeting up later for dinner at Jeff + Angel&#8217;s. My Sunday was then filled with three NFL games and two DVD&#8217;s. It was a good weekend.</p>
<p>But, at least one good thing came out of work last week. Our helpdesk system sometimes kicks up some good ones, and this was a peach:</p>
<p><code>Problem Detail:<br />
We had a staff meeting today in the SPED dept.  Part of the meeting was celebrating the birthdays of some of our staff with brownies and ice cream.  One of the staff is in Tununak, and participated via SKYPE.  Well he wants his birthday treat.  We saved him some.  Here is the problem, how can I send this to him via email, or fax.  Is there a digital way to send objects through internet servers?????  He wants to have his cake and eat it too.   	</p>
<p>Action Taken:<br />
After exhaustive research on the interwebs and discussion within the department, it has been suggested the only way is to bring a new cake to TAI (preferably double-chocolate with a nice frosting too) so we can explore all available options and, provided we don't get thirsty in the meantime, try to come up with a usable solution that doesn't involve dilithium crystals.</code></p>
<p>I got a piece of cake out of it <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Her ticket was submitted half in jest after her earlier &#8220;where&#8217;s the any key?&#8221; question which got a half-decent response I guess, but has now decided to hold back on future abuse of the helpdesk otherwise when she has a genuine problem, she might not get a sensible answer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Playing on the river videos</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2007/02/24/playing-on-the-river-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No apologies for how long this page may end up taking to load with half a dozen videos! I&#8217;ve only got a 64k upload connection so I bet it took longer for me to upload them than for you to download them  
We&#8217;d been pretty lazy today, so headed out with Rocky for a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No apologies for how long this page may end up taking to load with half a dozen videos! I&#8217;ve only got a 64k upload connection so I bet it took longer for me to upload them than for you to download them <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>We&#8217;d been pretty lazy today, so headed out with Rocky for a walk along the river in the afternoon. Seems like it&#8217;s always very quiet going for a walk along the river as there&#8217;s no kids round there, whereas walking through the village they&#8217;re everywhere! We headed over to the south bank of the river by the airport where Kat hadn&#8217;t been before and was pretty cool:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/2007/02/tundrasunshine.jpg" alt="Tundra sunshine" class="centered" /></p>
<p>Looking back across the river, the runway is right on the bank and the in the distance, you can just about see the school building. It&#8217;s very visible when you&#8217;re actually there since it&#8217;s the biggest building in the village and happens to be painted bright blue! This is the opposite end of the runway from where the terminal building and the other photos and video were taken:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/2007/02/playingontheriver.jpg" alt="River banks" class="centered" /></p>
<p>But, onto some videos! First up, with the ice forming in layers, on the banks it often breaks away so you can pick it up and throw. No particular reason why though!</p>
<p><center>[See post to watch QuickTime movie]</center></p>
<p>After timing it right for an airplane taking off a few days ago, we then had one coming in to land right over us:</p>
<p><center>[See post to watch QuickTime movie]</center></p>
<p>The cold effects people in weird ways. Not much else to say on this one really:</p>
<p><center>[See post to watch QuickTime movie]</center></p>
<p>Figured I should get in on the act next. I dunno, might have just been something in the air, or Rocky&#8217;s natural behaviour finally rubbing off onto us!</p>
<p><center>[See post to watch QuickTime movie]</center></p>
<p>We then got treated to another takeoff right over our heads. There weren&#8217;t any passengers in the plane and the pilot obviously saw us waving (though probably thought it was a couple of kids!), as they don&#8217;t usually bank and turn like this, honest!</p>
<p><center>[See post to watch QuickTime movie]</center></p>
<p>After taking a  rest by sitting around on the ice, Rocky realised that he was basically surrounded by chew toys. Not sure why he thinks chunks of ice are the best things in the world, but he does!</p>
<p><center>[See post to watch QuickTime movie]</center></p>
<p>We had fun, and it wasn&#8217;t all that cold either so was nice to mess around for a bit. Coming back into the village past the airport, a little ice hole had been formed by people coming and chipping ice. Is a bit of weird spot, and only about 3 feet across, but this is basically what you do when chipping ice to got into the water tank &#8211; break off chips of ice from the frozen lakes:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/2007/02/icechippinghole.jpg" alt="Ice chipping hole" class="centered" /></p>
<p>Most of the locals head to a lake north of the village just off the trail up to Bethel, but guess someone hasn&#8217;t been wanting to head that far. Also around the area, along with numerous fox trails, were what looks to be hare tracks:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/2007/02/haretracks.jpg" alt="Hare tracks" class="centered" /></p>
<p>Made me of think of Jessy, though don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d be quite as happy in this kinda weather! Too many foxes and people out hunting too &#8211; often see spent shotgun cartidges along the river and through the tundra.</p>
<p>We didn&#8217;t make it to the basketball matches, but the girls team won again. Not sure about the junior teams who been at an invitational just outside of Bethel &#8211; some of Kat&#8217;s kids had gone, so sure we&#8217;ll find out all about it on Monday as it&#8217;s the first time most of them well have been away with a sports team since they were just 4th/5th graders!</p>
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		<title>Good job I ain&#8217;t superstitious&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/10/13/good-job-i-aint-superstitious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bugger, just realised after that last post was published it&#8217;s Friday 13th! Tempting fate to move domain, web + e-mail server today? Hope not  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bugger, just realised after that last post was published it&#8217;s Friday 13th! Tempting fate to move domain, web + e-mail server today? Hope not <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>My kinda logic here</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/09/14/my-kinda-logic-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;d go along with that &#8211; probably more reliable than the BBC weather forecast!
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<p>I&#8217;d go along with that &#8211; probably more reliable than the BBC weather forecast!</p>
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		<title>Stick it to the man, kick all this FUD into touch!</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/06/07/stick-it-to-the-man-kick-all-this-fud-into-touch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 18:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not often I trackback to other blogs as I&#8217;m not a fan of posts that simply link elsewhere and you don&#8217;t actually end up with any story or breaking news. But, I&#8217;ve followed Jeremy&#8217;s blog over at Linux Questions for a while now, and his latest article was just beautiful!
Like many, even those that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not often I trackback to other blogs as I&#8217;m not a fan of posts that simply link elsewhere and you don&#8217;t actually end up with any story or breaking news. But, I&#8217;ve followed <a href="http://jeremy.linuxquestions.org/blog/">Jeremy&#8217;s blog</a> over at <a href="http://www.linuxquestions.org">Linux Questions</a> for a while now, and his latest article was just beautiful!</p>
<p>Like many, even those that aren&#8217;t necessarily big Linux advocates, I&#8217;m bored with statistics and reports trying to prove Windows servers are more cost-effective, econimcal, stable, secure and easier to manage than Linux servers. It&#8217;s quite simply untrue. The quote in question claimed &#8220;<em>Windows 2003 Server, in fact, led the popular Red Hat Enterprise Linux with nearly 20 percent more annual uptime</em>&#8220;, which is like pulling a rabbit out of my man-sized ass. You&#8217;re needing to run into some *serious* problems to have a margin of uptime that different.</p>
<p>One sentence I just loved from Jeremy&#8217;s article was:</p>
<p> &#8220;<strong>When you get a bunch of Linux boxes setup by MCSE&#8217;s it&#8217;s no wonder why things came out like they did</strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>which is quite true. Even though many reports aren&#8217;t backed by Microsoft, they do seem to be being conducted primarily by Windows-based/trained engineers (if that&#8217;s even the correct description of these people). I doubt many of these reports that look at things from a test-bed environment have to actually run them in the real world.</p>
<p>But, the final sentence was wonderful, poking fun at the Yankee Group whom were behind the report:</p>
<p>&#8220;<strong>The completely hilarious thing about this is that the Yankee Group has absolutely no business even talking about uptime when they can&#8217;t keep their own web server up for <a href="http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.yankeegroup.com">more than 20 days</a>. It incidentally runs Windows 2000.</strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>Check out Jeremy&#8217;s full post here &#8211; <a href="http://jeremy.linuxquestions.org/blog/_archives/2006/6/7/2013415.html">http://jeremy.linuxquestions.org/blog/_archives/2006/6/7/2013415.html</a></p>
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		<title>Googlebot destroys website</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/29/googlebot-destroys-website/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 14:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this pretty funny. I guess the site owners didn&#8217;t find too clever, but then I&#8217;d like to know what CMS they&#8217;re using that didn&#8217;t provide even basic authentication checks and would allow something like Googlebot run through and remove all the content simply by following a hyperlink to a page editing screen  
read [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this pretty funny. I guess the site owners didn&#8217;t find too clever, but then I&#8217;d like to know what CMS they&#8217;re using that didn&#8217;t provide even basic authentication checks and would allow something like Googlebot run through and remove all the content simply by following a hyperlink to a page editing screen <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.thedailywtf.com/forums/65974/ShowPost.aspx">read more</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://digg.com/technology/Googlebot_destroys_incompetent_company_s_website">digg story</a></p>
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		<title>Confessions of a Network Manager</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/14/confessions-of-a-network-manager/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/14/confessions-of-a-network-manager/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a fan of the Bastard Operator from Hell stories, but have come across Confessions of a Network Manager which looks very cool! Has only been going for a couple of weeks or so (though the feedburner archives seem messed up back to September for some posts), but is some guy that just causes problems [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a fan of the <a href="http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html">Bastard Operator from Hell</a> stories, but have come across <a href="http://networksnafu.blogspot.com">Confessions of a Network Manager</a> which looks very cool! Has only been going for a couple of weeks or so (though the feedburner archives seem messed up back to September for some posts), but is some guy that just causes problems and makes life hell for others. Can definately associate with some of the things he talks about and worth a read!</p>
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		<title>History of Ctrl-Alt-Del video</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/11/history-of-ctrl-alt-del-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 15:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates did not seem impressed at all, but here&#8217;s a nice video clip explaining the history of Ctrl-Alt-Deland how it came about   
Found this via livelocker, a pretty cool new media aggregation site which is worth checking out.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/mskeyboard.jpg" title="Microsoft Keyboard" alt="Microsoft Keyboard" class="alignright" border="0" />Bill Gates did not seem impressed at all, but here&#8217;s a nice <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3877405527381660901">video clip explaining the history of Ctrl-Alt-Del</a>and how it came about <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Found this via <a href="http://www.livelocker.com/">livelocker</a>, a pretty cool new media aggregation site which is worth checking out.</p>
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		<title>Learn a few Chinese words</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/10/learn-a-few-chinese-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been listening to a few podcasts recently to learn some Japanese, but thanks to Lorraine, we can now learn a little Chinese too:


That&#8217;s not right
Sum Ting Wong


Are you harbouring a fugitive
Hu Yu Hai Ding


See me ASAP
Kum Hia


Stupid Man
Dum Fuk


Small Horse
Tai Ni Poni


Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan


I bumped the coffee table
Ai [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been listening to a few podcasts recently to learn some Japanese, but thanks to Lorraine, we can now learn a little Chinese too:</p>
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<td><b>That&#8217;s not right</b></td>
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<td><b>Are you harbouring a fugitive</b></td>
<td>Hu Yu Hai Ding</td>
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<td><b>See me ASAP</b></td>
<td>Kum Hia</td>
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<td><b>Stupid Man</b></td>
<td>Dum Fuk</td>
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<td><b>Small Horse</b></td>
<td>Tai Ni Poni</td>
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<td><b>Did you go to the beach</b></td>
<td>Wai Yu So Tan</td>
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<td><b>I bumped the coffee table</b></td>
<td>Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni</td>
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<td><b>I think you need a face lift</b></td>
<td>Chin Tu Fat</td>
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<td><b>It&#8217;s Very dark in here</b></td>
<td>Wai So Dim</td>
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<td><b>I Thought you were on a diet</b></td>
<td>Wai Yu Mun Ching</td>
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<td><b>This is a tow away zone</b></td>
<td>No PahKing</td>
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<td><b>Our meeting is scheduled for next week</b></td>
<td>Wai Yu Kum Nao</td>
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<td><b>Staying out of sight</b></td>
<td>Lei Ying Lo</td>
</tr>
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<td><b>He&#8217;s cleaning his automobile</b></td>
<td>Wa Shing Ka</td>
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<td><b>Your body odor is offensive</b></td>
<td>Yu Stin KPu</td>
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<td><b>Great</b></td>
<td>Fa Kin Su Pah</td>
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		<title>Office rumours</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/10/office-rumours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sneak preview of the new Lost DVD&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/02/sneak-preview-of-the-new-lost-dvd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/03/02/sneak-preview-of-the-new-lost-dvd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone that&#8217;s a Sunderland fan will appreciate this one &#8211; will probably be lost on the rest of you (gettit&#8230;?):

Cheers to Will for this one!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone that&#8217;s a Sunderland fan will appreciate this one &#8211; will probably be lost on the rest of you (gettit&#8230;?):</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/endofseasondvd.jpg" title="Lost" alt="Lost" /></p>
<p>Cheers to <a href="http://www.fouldsy.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&#038;cat=0&#038;pos=7">Will</a> for this one!</p>
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		<title>HP Proliant DL360 with 800Ghz processor&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/02/27/hp-proliant-dl360-with-800ghz-processor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/02/27/hp-proliant-dl360-with-800ghz-processor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Usually I ignore hardware catalogues, or just casually flick through them, but anyone that got issue 37 (March 2006) of the dabs.com business catalogue should check out the servers section for a right bloody bargain (click for larger image):

Unfortunately it looks like a bit of a typo &#8211; checking out the specs on the dabs.com [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Usually I ignore hardware catalogues, or just casually flick through them, but anyone that got issue 37 (March 2006) of the dabs.com business catalogue should check out the servers section for a right bloody bargain (click for larger image):</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/dabs.jpg" title="HP Proliant DL360"><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/image0.jpg" alt="800Ghz processor" title="800Ghz processor" border="0" class="centered" /></a></p>
<p>Unfortunately it looks like a bit of a typo &#8211; checking out the <a href="http://www.dabs.com/ProductView.aspx?Quicklinx=3VF7">specs on the dabs.com</a> website only leads to disappointment&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Discworld on the big screen (kinda&#8230;)!</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/02/11/discworld-on-the-big-screen-kinda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2006/02/11/discworld-on-the-big-screen-kinda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 15:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read in the paper a couple of days ago that Terry Pratchett&#8217;s &#8216;The Hogfather&#8217;, part of the Discworld series of books, was going to be made into a proper TV-movie. David Jason is to play Death&#8217;s butler, Albert, a role I can totally picture him in! Although a couple of the books (Soul Music [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read in the paper a couple of days ago that Terry Pratchett&#8217;s &#8216;The Hogfather&#8217;, part of the Discworld series of books, was going to be made into a proper TV-movie. David Jason is to play Death&#8217;s butler, Albert, a role I can totally picture him in! Although a couple of the books (Soul Music and Wyrd Sisters) have been made into animated cartoons, this is the first time one has been acted out and combined with computer effects. Unfortunately, it won&#8217;t be aired until Christmas 2006 here in the UK on SkyOne &#8211; by which time I&#8217;ll be well frozen up in Alaska <img src='http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>More from the <a href="http://www.terrypratchettbooks.org/article188.html">Terry Pratchett message boards</a></p>
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		<title>See, sometimes it&#8217;s worth reading user comments!</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/12/13/see-sometimes-its-worth-reading-user-comments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pulled this from the comments on Slashdot with regards to the claim that Apple is killing the music industry:
In other news, the RIAA and major music industry conglomerates have announced new terms for customers purchasing and listening to their members&#8217; music.
&#8220;All people do with their CDs and iPods is listen to them. People think that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pulled this from the comments on <a href="http://rss.slashdot.org/Slashdot/slashdot?m=2453">Slashdot</a> with regards to the claim that <a href="http://yahoo.businessweek.com/magazine/content/05_51/b3964063.htm">Apple is killing the music industry</a>:</p>
<p><b>In other news, the RIAA and major music industry conglomerates have announced new terms for customers purchasing and listening to their members&#8217; music.</p>
<p>&#8220;All people do with their CDs and iPods is listen to them. People think that they don&#8217;t have to pay anything else beyond the initial purchase price. But what they don&#8217;t understand is that they need to pay royalties every time they listen to them,&#8221; said RIAA spokesman, Bob Degalhart. &#8220;Every song you play on your stereo or iPod should require some form of small micropayment to us for the right to even play that music. Everyone should realize that purchasing the music is only the first of many steps.&#8221;</p>
<p>The RIAA and the industry plans to push legislation to require all stereo equipment, MP3 players, and hearing aids be fitted with special software that is capable of completing micropayment transaction per listen. Industry member Sony says that it has special software available for installation on home PCs for this purpose and plans to deploy it in the near future.</b></p>
<p>That last sentence had me laughing out loud!</p>
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		<title>In the words of Mr Homer J Simpson&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/12/08/in-the-words-of-mr-homer-j-simpson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/12/08/in-the-words-of-mr-homer-j-simpson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fouldsy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve blogged recently about some of my eBay deals. &#8216;Tis true, there are bargains to be had. However, XBox 360&#8217;s are generally not considered to be one such bargain on eBay at the moment. 
Now then boys and girls, let me know why you&#8217;d feel so damn stupid if you were the winning bidder [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve blogged recently about some of my <a href="http://www.ebay.co.uk">eBay</a> deals. &#8216;Tis true, there are bargains to be had. However, <a href="http://www.xbox.com/">XBox 360</a>&#8217;s are generally not considered to be one such bargain on eBay at the moment. </p>
<p>Now then boys and girls, let me know why you&#8217;d feel so damn stupid if you were the winning bidder of this particular <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=8241041439&#038;ru=http://search.ebay.co.uk:80/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws%2F&#038;fkr=1&#038;from=R8&#038;satitle=8241041439&#038;category0=&#038;fvi=1">XBox 360 auction</a>.</p>
<p>Suppose you could always frame it.</p>
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		<title>Suicidal penguin</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/11/13/suicidal-penguin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 13:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been a while since I&#8217;ve seen this:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been a while since I&#8217;ve seen this:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/images/uploads/penguin.jpg" border="0" alt="Suicidial penguin" width="400" height="222" /></center></p>
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		<title>Anyone sad to see him go?</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/11/02/anyone-sad-to-see-him-go/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/11/02/anyone-sad-to-see-him-go/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 17:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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Dr. Strange is yer man
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<a href="http://b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=41378">Dr. Strange</a> is yer man</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s her told then&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/10/21/thats-her-told-then/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems like an invasion again &#8211; another squawking baby during lunch. Is alright, will grow up one day, and say &#8220;Daddy, can I have a pony please?&#8221;&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seems like an invasion again &#8211; another squawking baby during lunch. Is alright, will grow up one day, and say &#8220;Daddy, can I have a pony please?&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/images/uploads/nopony.jpg" border="0" alt="No pony for you" width="385" height="255" /></center></p>
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		<title>Ahh, look at the baby&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/10/21/ahh-look-at-the-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fouldsy.com/2005/10/21/ahh-look-at-the-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another sprog appeared at work yesterday.

Smile brought to you by Duke of Prunes
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another sprog appeared at work yesterday.</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.fouldsy.com/wp-content/images/uploads/babyeyes.gif" border="0" alt="Baby eyes" width="277" height="369" /></center><br />
Smile brought to you by <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=14527">Duke of Prunes</a></p>
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