The MG ZR is basically a Rover 25 with a body-kit. Albeit, slightly faster (we’re still not gonna trouble 0-60 times here) and still not overly impressive to look at (though in comparison to a slug, we’re onto a winner) but why the hell do you then put on a full body-kit with wide wheel arches, a spoiler even someone of my size could go surfing on, and wheels that look like they’ve come out of a Meccano set? The only saving grace for the owner is that he’s tinted the windows so no-one recognises him. Think I’ll just sit by my office window so I can mock the poor owner when they return and throw stuff at them.
I’m sure I could think of better things to waste a couple of thousand pounds on.