Archive for November, 2004

Something fishy seems to be going on…

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

Quite alarmingly, Hotmail seem to have upgraded my inbox to 250Mb.

I mean, I know they’ve talked about it for what seems like an eternity, and I keep getting updates from ‘Hotmail Staff’ telling me about all the wonderful improvements they’re making like the new calendar feature (which is great for those people using Outlook Express. No wait, Outlook Express doesn’t have a calendar feature, and Hotmail prevented access to those with free accounts…) but I can see where they’re going. Sort of.
Does this actually mean my Hotmail account might become more useful than pawning off subscription requests and newsletter bollocks, or just give more space to those e-mails with offers of unheard of medicines and porn? Probably the former in fairness as, again, I’ve been concerned at how much spam Hotmail seems to be stopping now, or at least directing all but 1-2 messages a day to the ‘Junk Mail’ folder. Even then, only around 10-15 messages are sitting in the junk mail folder each morning which, quite cunningly, empties itself after 7 days.

Now, how many Dilbert cartoons will 250Mb let me store…

Apologies again…

Friday, November 5th, 2004

Plain wrong, yet somehow extremely funny. Guess you might need to be in the mood for this…

MSN

Don’t shoot, it’s not my joke!

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
C'mon mofo, I dare ya! As chance would have it, I stumbled across the photo around the same time I found the joke. Is this what the protection of NY from terrorists has come to? Could be cool I suppose. Imagine SAM’s being fired out the top of the lantern thingy at over-flying aircraft! Well, here’s the joke for those that care, another snippet from [url=http://www.bash.org]bash.org[/url]:
[b]Animaga:[/b] so, there’s this panda bear
[b]Animaga:[/b] and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down
[b]Animaga:[/b] once he’s done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out
[b]Animaga:[/b] manager and server try to stop him, saying “you have to pay for your food”
[b]Animaga:[/b] so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up
[b]Animaga:[/b] the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he’s doing
[b]Animaga:[/b] he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to “panda bear”
[b]Animaga:[/b] it says “small black and white bear, native to asia. eats shoots and leaves.”

Guess Bristol will remember the time the Geordies went on tour for Halloween!

Monday, November 1st, 2004

A good time had by all I guess, plus I can now say I went to university! Well, technically one lecture on English grammatical sentences or whatever it was isn’t exactly much, but when you’ve been completely abandoned at 2a.m in the morning and you don’t know where you’re meant to be heading, these things happen.
So, on to the fun stuff – not many decent photos, but here’s a selection of the best. Sorry to those I didn’t get a photo of – some of you kept hiding! Click on each image to see a full size version (they are pretty big though!):


The one Hutchy + me made is the best!

Go on, admit it, the one on the left is by far and away the better of the two – we even carved our names into the back of it!
Shame this didn’t really work (damn that water stuff washing it all away), but that’s Sarah trying to dye a four-leaf clover into Hutchy’s hair. The green goatee didn’t work either…

Seemed like a good idea



One of Santa's elves

So, this was Cora’s idea – “fouldsy, I thought you were going as Santa Claus”… In the end, I did, and Dan went as one of Santa’s elves…
And Santa Claus himself. Rudolf the reindeer pulled more times that night than Hutchy drank shots!

Another one of Cora's bright ideas...
The only 6ft4 leprechaun!

Talking of which, probably the only 6ft4 leprechaun you’re ever likely to see. Swish! This is before he had a couple of drinks…



When I say a couple of drinks, I think we worked out it was more like 3/4ltr of Vodka, 8/9 double shots of gin, 2/3 shots of tequila, and about half a dozen bottles of alcopops. Nice.

Guess who had too much to drink!
Nighty night!

Of course, it wasn’t much longer before he was put to bed, some thought it might be a permanent arrangement… And all of this before midnight I believe ;-)



UPDATE: Just found out that Hutchy was taken to the doctor’s today to be told he had alcohol poisoning, so I reckon even more respect is due!



The four musketeers, or something...

Geordies gotta stick together, but what a bloody sight they make. I repeat, this was all Cora’s idea! Suppose it was kinda cool, if a couple of months early! Gotta love those shades though Dan, gotta love them!
One bad ass mofo!

Del, what noise does a chicken make? Nice costume, shame he couldn’t quite drink as he well as he talked!
Now this I liked – firstly Jason wearing make up (sorry man!) and secondly that Scream mask which actually pumped blood around it. Very trippy after a few to drink!

Gotta love that scream mask