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Bargain!

Monday 12th July, 2004 | 2:51 pm

Bragain

I’m after one of them, so if anyone else wants the other one, let me know. No hagglers please, and I’m sure the dealer would prefer not to have to count through a load of copper coins (this means you, Mr Anderson).

And Seb, maybe this is something you could get as a replacement for your scooter. You never know, they might do a trade-in, so long as you have some of your pocket money from this week left over to make up the difference…

Oh, and I don’t think they’re available for a test drive, but from what I hear they’re not bad cars. Suppose you’d still be taking a chance mind…

    4 Responses to “Bargain!”


  1. Gravatar fouldsy (63 comments)
    United States
    July 12th, 2004 at 3:15 pm

    And before anyone asks, no, you can’t have it in another colour. Though for £1, I’m not exactly going to argue…

  2. Gravatar Glyn (10 comments)
    United States
    July 12th, 2004 at 3:54 pm

    Hmmmmm, a Quid eh! What sort of M.P.G can I expect? does it have a full MOT? is it taxed?
    Any discount for cash?
    Is it available in blue?
    Still, I’ll think about it.

  3. Gravatar Seb (8 comments)
    United States
    July 12th, 2004 at 3:55 pm

    italian car, enough said

  4. Gravatar fouldsy (63 comments)
    United States
    July 13th, 2004 at 10:11 am

    Quote “italian car, enough said”

    Yeah, you’re right. Probably want to take a rest every afternoon to avoid doing some work and just shout at people whilst waving its arms around when pretending to actually do some work. Either that or it’ll break down…

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